Happy Father's Day to all the fathers out there! (Especially mine)
As part of our celebrations today, I reminisced with my father about some of the advice he's given me over the past five years. But I also wanted to give a special shout-out to some of the advice he gave me earlier in my life.
With zero context, I present to you three suggestions my father made to me before 2015:
1. Pull my finger.
2. Give that trash can a kiss.
3. Try this new pen I got- it writes in a really cool color.
(I might never forgive you, Dad. Happy Father's Day, though.)