Ides of March - Part 4

Here's a list of people who should be extremely cautious today:

1. Roman generals who might become king
2. People who have a lot of friends
3. Anybody who has a friend named Brutus
4. People who can speak Latin
5. Regina George
6. Anybody who has a friend named Antony or a variant thereof. Good luck, Avengers.
7. Anybody who's ever worn a toga
8. People who work in kitchens (where they keep the knives)
9. People named Brian
10. Anybody who's gotten a warning from a soothsayer
11. Clumsy people
12. Paranoid people
13. Anybody who makes a list composed of exactly thirteen items