I'm pretty sure someone's already made this joke. Sorry, not trying to be a copycat!
But I'm listening to Christmas music on YouTube while writing this paper and doing other finals things, and I came across a version of "Feliz Navidad" in which the singer literally sounded like he was singing "Fleece Navidad." So I had to do this.
Oh, I'm up to no good. I'm getting into all kinds of shenanigans in this computer lab. For example, I just discovered that my spinny chair has a lever thingy that makes the seat go up and down.
If they wanted me to be serious, they shouldn't have provided me with unlimited hot chocolate.