In other words, I should not be allowed to cook.
Look at all that burned rice stuck to the bottom of the pot. I am not looking forward to cleaning that up.
"But Rebecca, why would you leave something cooking on the stove unattended?"
Well, I mean, I was only in the next room... I had a clear line of sight to the pot and everything... *mumblemumble*
"But why wouldn't you check on your food every couple of minutes?"
Because... Because I am just not a good cook.